Saturday, February 2, 2013

How I Know My Husband Secretly Hates Me (or at least wants to make me so crazy that I will be committed) Part 4

Jam on the counter.

Almost everyday.

A big glob of peach - and therefore somewhat transparent and camouflage - jam on the counter.

Today I put my phone in it. I loved that.

Some days I spot it before and just clean it up.

If I said anything about it, he would act all surprised like there is no possible way he could have done that and not noticed; yet there is is, almost everyday.  Peach jam.  On my counter.

Have a different late night snack.  Like an apple. Thanks.

I have said it once, and I will say it again. I did see his apartment and I married him anyway...

:o)  Tina

PS  Love you CH, you know I do.  :oP

3 comments:

  1. You make me laugh!!! With my husband it's CRUMBS. Especially right after I've cleaned the counters...I come back out and CRUMBS. 'Me??? It COULDN'T have been ME???' Uh huh.

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    1. I am glad to hear that I am not alone!! He doesn't really eat anything crumby or I am sure that would be a problem. He is more a of a sticky foods kind of guy. ;)

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    2. And PS Thank you for the comment. You may have heard - I LOVE comments!! :)

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